From my best recalection, it has been nearly three decades since I had an eye exam. Mind you, I find no fault in my baby blues, but since I have excelled insurance and I’m headed towards the big four-oh, I figured I’d get them looked at. After 20 mins of reading letters, and “which looks better, 4 or 5, 5 or 6, 6 or 7” I thought I was safe. Not so. Next came the drops. 15 mins later I was like a lost child at the mall, cowering in a corner to hide from the light. For several hours, I looked like an old person with giant disposable dark glasses on, to save me from the pain of the light. Oh what a sight I must have been. Now for the kicker. I dont have 20/20 in both eyes, and I can’t see in 3D without the glasses. Its a sad day.