Crap, I couldn’t dodge the bullet forever, I guess

Today it happened. For years I’ve been dreading this day. I knew it would come eventually, each day hiding from the mail. Today it happened.

I’ve been DRAFTED (for juror duty)
I’ve been practicing my “Kill em all, let God sort em out” in hopes that will get me out of this mess. Those of you that know me know things may not go well, for this clustergaggle starts at 8am. You do the math. I’m going to have to get up at 7:00 (or earlier) to be there on time. I’m usually in a pretty foul mood about that time of the morning. Watch the news, lets see if I end up in Jail.